Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Let's Show David Letterman the Kind of Loving a REAL Man likes...

Here's what you do.

Open Google.

Search for "Lolita porn"

DO NOT OPEN ANY OF THE LINKS. You really don't want to. And if by any chance any of you are flying a freak flag I ain't seen flapping, DO NOT NOT NOT print out any images and mail them in. Sending porn through the mail is a chargeable offense. DO NOT DO IT.

Print out the page or pages (OK, it's gonna be a lotta pages, you don't have to print them all), and mail them to:

Les Moonves, President
CBS Television Network
51 West 52nd Street
New York, NY 10019

And ask him nicely to pass them on to Mr. Letterman. I'm sure he'll be happy to help.

Oh, and if you want to call and express your personal Letterman love...

Main Number:
(212) 975-4321

No comments:

List of Information, Implication and Insinuation

Three Beers Later!

    follow me on Twitter

    Blog Archive