Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Congressman worried Navy will sink Guam...

Capitol Police subsequently arrested Congressman Johnson and escorted him from the podium on a charge of Talking Like a Real Democrat On Camera...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: The real tragedy
is that this guy is a U.S. Congressman.
No wonder we are in so much trouble.; April 1, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Glenn Mark Cassel said...: Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life!; April 2, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Ken said...: Whether he was using a metaphor or not, he sounds like a complete moron. I mean the last time I struggled to find a word that much (and the word was "width" for god sake!), I was coming off a 2 day bender.; April 2, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Fred said...: Oh come on, Petty Officer, he's not fat.; April 7, 2010 at 3:34 AM