Yes, whether you're a private citizen or a public corporation, one of the really charming things about the Obama health care plan is the way its benefits don't start 'til 2013 but its costs to you start right now! So Three Beers Later, givers that we are, we thought this was a noble, public spirited gesture:
Click on Check for Hi-Resolution Copy!
Yes, it's your 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare Check! You may be supicious. You may be skeptical. But seriously, how good is this check? Just watch this testimonial to previous Obama financial plans:
Still not convinced? Still suspicious of the rock-solid backing for this 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare Check? Well, Three Beers Later has carefully researched the 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare Check's financial soundness:
Folks, you can't argue with financial expertise of that quality. So act NOW! Get YOUR 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare Check TODAY!
And once you've got it, what do you do with it?
1. OBEY THE LAW. None of you are Friends of Barry, even if you voted for him, even if you -- brace yourselves -- donated to him. So fill out the right forms, include all the right attachments, and pay it if you owe it. This year, anyway.
2. THEN, after you fill out your proper and lawful taxes, and send them in, take a new form, a blank 1040A, 1040EZ, whatever you filed in the first place, and fill it out as follows:
Just scrawl it across the page, as in the previous post, attach your Guranteed Free Obamacare Health Check, and mail it to the SAME IRS PO box you sent your return to. They're opened mechanically and scanned, but every one of them that does not register has to be reviewed manually. Let's show them how much we appreciate the gift Obama, Nancy and Harry have given us!
BTW: You still probably want to leave your return address off the envelope. Just sayin'...
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