Things have taken a turn for the worse at the McEnroe household. The liquor remains buried in the snow out back, and roaming packs of polar bears, angry at not being declared endangered, are intercepting even 4WD deliveries from the beer distributor...
...while the icy winter hell contiues to stalk suburbia...
...and we're forced to burn limbs off our wooden Al Gore Collectible Cigar Store Indian (A Franklin Mint Collectible!) for warmth. We're assuming it's our cigar store Al... anyway, it stopped fighting and screaming after the second limb...
Jill Biden Just Equated the Author of Gender Queer With Nazis
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Jill Biden was singing to the choir the other evening when she spoke at the
Human Rights Campaign Dinner, and I have to wonder if everyone there agreed
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4 comments:
Keep you powder dry
We got powder all over the frakkin lawn! It AIN'T DRY! IT'S COLD AND FRAKKIN WET! AND IT'S PILING HIGHER!
Who likes a warm beer? Why are you complaining?
In the refrigerator, the cold knows its place. In the back yard, not so much.
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