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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Marine Aviator Confused About Libya...

"Okay, can somebody explain to me WHY there's
a picture of Charles DeGaulle on the bulkhead in
the ready room?"
"And what's with all the F***ing cheese and
molluscs in the wardroom?""
"And while we're at it, as long as I'm flying CAS for
AL F***ING QAEDA, which side of the nose do
I paint the little bombs and crescents on?"

And Rob Belvedere discovers Obama getting his inner gyrene on...


Anonymous said...

Word to the crew. The stinky cheese and molluscs aren't the only changes. Watch out for the cuisses de grenouille.

What kind of beer goes with cruisses de grenouille anyway? Beer, cuz we're American!

Deborah Leigh

Bob Belvedere said...

You may want to censor this...

Gunnery Sergeant Belvedere: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

[Gunnery Sgt. Belvedere grabs Pvt. Nancy-Boy by the shirt]

Gunnery Sergeant Belvedere: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?

Private Nancy-Boy: Sir, no Sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Belvedere: You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you!

Private Nancy-Boy: Sir, no Sir!

richard mcenroe said...

With the exception of a few too many nouns and articles between the "fucks" it reads okay; but I'm not sure I quite grasp the nub of your gist.

Anonymous said...

Now, now, Gunney. Don't go soft on 'em. This may be the new Marines, afterall, but ya gotta show 'em what being a real Marine is all about. Just keep the blanket ready in case one of these Nancies seems inclined to go crying to the LT.

Semper Fi

Deborah Leigh

WomanHonorThyself said...

lolz are there frogs hangin on the wall too?

Anonymous said...

WomanHonorThyself: The frogs (and snails) are hanging next to that American icon Billy the Singing Bass. The froggies only utter "Sacre Bleu!" And that was the ones next to Billy.

Deborah Leigh

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