Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Saturday, November 12, 2011

First Official Three Beers Later Poll!

Retired Porn Star Sasha Grey Fights for Right to Read to Children...
UPDATE: As of 7:00 p.m. Sunday evening, Sasha Grey leads Barack Obama by over 300 votes!
UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers!
UPDATE: Obama is so far behind in this poll, we may have to add Sasha to the next GOP debate!

16 comments:

smitty1e said...: I would need to hear a little more of Sasha's story before feeling comfortable that there is much difference.; November 12, 2011 at 3:58 PM
richard mcenroe said...: That sorta answers the question right there. *g*; November 12, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Wait....Sasha retired?!?!?!?! Damnit!!!!; November 13, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Sasha. Like the rest of us, she got screwed in this economy. Obama was the screwer.; November 13, 2011 at 7:32 PM
richard mcenroe said...: So far Sasha is WAY ahead in the polls.; November 13, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Anonymous said...: Wait a minute! How about a poll entry to have Sasha read to ME?

No matter, I'd rather have Sasha read to my kids rather than to have them in the same room with Obama.; November 13, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Anonymous said...: TO: richard mcenroe
RE: Heh

On the one hand, it depends on what is being read.

On the other hand, it's important on who is doing the reading.

On the third hand, why isn't there a response of 'NONE OF THE ABOVE'?

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Teach your children well....]

P.S. Be sure you choose a GOOD teacher.; November 13, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Sasha Grey. I would say that her voice is more expressive.; November 13, 2011 at 7:50 PM
richard mcenroe said...: Why isn't there a "none of the above"

a) Because I will always, always, always err on the side of encouraging children to read, and

b) shut up, he explained.; November 13, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Look at what Obama's reading. Not a surprise, but it makes the question answer itself, doesn't it?; November 13, 2011 at 7:59 PM
richard mcenroe said...: Smitty, one difference I can see is she's a FORMER porn star, while Obama is a CONTINUING narcissistic thief, liar and defiler of the Constitution, not to mention a serial golfer who cheats on his drops.; November 13, 2011 at 8:33 PM
R said...: What's the difference between Barack Obama and Sasha Grey?

One is a whore who screws people on camera for money, and the other is an ex-porn star.; November 13, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Anonymous said...: I was about to say "Better her than Jerry Sandusky," but this is better with her too.; November 13, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Anonymous said...: As a result of this vote, I hereby nominate President BO for "Best Anal Scene ("Catching") for 2011"; November 13, 2011 at 10:55 PM
algie said...: Deviant sex is already being taught in our schools, so Sasha could probably be considered just another sex ed teacher.

....nnnn..'o.o'..uu!u.algie
Illegitimi nOn carborundum; November 14, 2011 at 1:04 AM
Micha Elyi said...: This might do wonders for improving reading among boys.

More seriously, despite all the "girls are falling behind" propaganda you've heard from AAUW and other feminist groups agitating for more female-only preferences over the past 3 decades, boys remain way behind girls in reading. This gap has long been much, much bigger than the math gap feminist alarmists have bawled about in order to grab more girl-only programs and funding.; November 14, 2011 at 2:12 AM