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Chinese Navy Steaming for Oakland!

A task force of the People's Liberation Navy has left harbor in China, heading for the US port of Oakland California following the blockading of a Chinese freighter by anti-Israeli activists and American leftists who apparently can't tell the difference between Hebrew and Chinese...

Under the guise of'anti-piracy operations, the Chinese fleet nears the California coast...


Spokesmen for the Chinese government declared the action was in defense of "legitimate national interests" and undertaking to defend the lives and property of millions of Chinese immigrants, documented and not, who have settled in what the PRC calls  "Occupied America".


WH Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that the President wanted to oppose the occupation of Oakland but was unable to do so, "because it would offer the GOP no reason to accommodate the Administration on comprehensive immigration reform."

Senator John McCain (Weathervane-AZ) said he would probably have an opinion on the invasion in a coupleof days when he saw how it was polling...