"Let's face it, the Democrats in this Congress have been a real disappointment for this Prophet, er, President, peace be upon him" said Press Secretary Jay Carney, thinking no one in the Press Corps could have an open mike. "We could use some fresh faces."
"OK, sure, they rammed healthcare down the public's throat and passed the first stimulus bill, but what have they done for us lately? The public's pitching a hissy fit because their forty-year-old kids are moving back home for some reason; they don't have the brains to understand why a green job that costs four million dollars to create is a good job, and the Congress is doing nothing to clear that up.
"Hell, they want us to support small business? We just spent half a billion dollars to create a small business, Solyndra, right, they're still unhappy, and Congress is just letting us dangle on this.
"For God's sake, we even gave them four new wars on top of the two those f***ing rednecks are already in love with and they're still bitching! Congress? Nada.
"So maybe a few more Democrats need to lose their seats so the rest of them will get with the program. Believe you me, the President, may his loins be fruitful, is paying very close attention to where his endorsements are going to go next year. The Democrats damn sure better keep that in mind."
