NAIL DOWN NEWT...

Here are some  more pledges Newt needs to sign to convince me to support him.  Feel free to add your own!

Newt signs pledge to support fewer than 418 more bills that Nancy Pelosi wants. 
Newt signs pledge to not quit the White House in a huff the way he quit his Congressional seat. 
Newt signs pledge to not tap strategic oil reserve to cover Tiffany's tab. 
Newt signs pledge to not send all the decent white folks to space colonies. 
Newt signs pledge to not divorce 3rd wife when she gets sick.

Newt: I cheated on my wives because I love America so much...!

So really, aren't we ALL to blame?

Uh, no...


Newt, when you make Chris Matthews look good, it's time to go home.

REVEALED! THE POST GOOGLE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

That's right! The SHOCKING! yet COMPELLING! truth that was so HORRIFYING! even Ann Althouse's blog was not too high a price for Google to pay to try and SUPPRESS it!


CAN THIS BE TRUE?!  How can it NOT?!  How else can you explain it being the ONLY POST to disappear from my ENTIRE BLOG?!


Well, Three Beers Later will NOT be stopped!  We will NOT be silenced!  Information wants to be FREE! (um, unless it's information TBL has copyrighted or trademarked, in which case we will sue you out of your grandchildren's home...)


So here it is, once again, the POST They thought to keep from the world....

Medical Professionals Agree:

NEWT 2012!

If he's tough enough to

stand up to his

CANCER STRICKEN WIFE

for his

MISTRESS,

he's tough enough to

stand up to the 

DEMOCRATS

for

YOU!

BREAKING NEWS! SECOND MAJOR ENDORSEMENT FOR GINGRICH!

JOHN EDWARDS SAYS "NEWT 2012!"

"Newt Gringrich is the politician I always dreamed I'd be,"

says former Dem Senator and philanderer