Breaking News in My Burgeoning ShowBiz Career...!

I was over at the Burbank GOP HQ phonebanking for Merlin Froyd yesterday, and I got dragooned into appearing in a campaign video with... someone... that will blow the roof off...er... some race...somewhere...

I don't have permission to release any details yet, but trust me, I was magnificent.  There hasn't been a screen presence like mine since Sidney Greenstreet tried to share a table at the Brown Derby with Oliver Hardy.

Just remember, folks, the camera adds ten pounds, and they had like six of the damn things.

In closing, I want to say just one final thing: acting with clothes on is hard.

YES! YES! YES!

Iraq Vets Returning Home to Confront the Real Enemy in Washington!

Iraq Veterans for Congress PAC

Pulling down tyrants one continent at a time...

Nancy Pelosi Driven from Vatican...

...by chants of "The Power of Christ Compels You!" after baptismal font boils over...

Oh, and the Pope criticized her on abortion, too...