Just one week after the mysterious "crash" of Blogger, Twitter fell silent for nearly a day yesterday as users' streams all over the world simply disappeared into the cloud...
Questions are being asked around the world all over the internet in the halls of Congress here about the real story behind the outage:
Was it a pre-emptive strike by Facebook to draw attention away from its corporate and money problems?
"SurferBoy1996 looking for SurferGirl..."
Was it Glenn Beck going Biblical on Andew Breitbart?
"Thou SHALT NOT have any other prophet
before me..."
Was it NATO bombing the servers in Libya?
"Bloody hell! I just lost all me Twitpics!
Rum do, that...!"
Was it the sinister Chinese?
"That's what you get for not switching
to Kylin OS, gweilo lo fa'an..."
Was it Official White House Troll and MoveOn House Husband Jesse Lee flexing his virtual muscles?
"Anytime someone says 'it's simple as black and
white' you know it's a racist Republican slur on
this President..."
(note: there appears to be a problem with getting
pictures of Jesse Lee, so we're posting two — TBL)
Or was it some other unnamed, malignant force dedicated to the principle that there is just no fun you can have that SOMEONE won't want to take away...
AMERICA DEMANDS ANSWERS! And until we get them we'll — well, we'll just have to speculate wildly in 140 characters or less...
