Chicago Rules Are Now In Effect

As all of my readership in the high severals knows, I have participated in approximately 700 +/- rallies in support of the troops and my political convictions since the start of the second Iraq War. One reason for that high number is the weekly rally I hold in Studio City with several other folks. We normally stage it on Friday evenings, but since we spent this Friday following Frumley Brooks around the Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre telling him he dressed like a 'spontaneous' health care supporter, we held it last night, Saturday, instead.

This dude approaches us and starts complaining about our health care signs:

He claimed to be a Canadian with dual American citizenship. When we asked him if he approved of Canadian health care, he said he had an American health care plan. When we starting quoting him passages from the health bill, he started screaming about Rush Limbaugh. Would not believe we got information from any other source. (Note: none of us listen to Rush since we work and our bosses won't let us.) At this point I wrote him off and went on about my business, The light on the corner changed, and I started across the street to work the oncoming traffic.

He starts screaming "Get the sign out of my face! Get that sign out of my face!" I said, "It's a public street," and kept walking.

He starts trying to shove me out of the crosswalk. I have whatcha might call a low center of gravity and don't shove well.

Then he hooks a rabbit punch into my short ribs from behind.

I turned around, which surprised him, stuck a straight left back into his face, which surprised him more since he was about six inches taller than me, and said, "Do that again."

He took off.

I've been punched before, and reasonably expect I'll be punched again in my lifetime. But I'm gonna start working closer to my corner for a while since I have no doubt that these heroes will start going after the handicapped woman in the chair if they're given the chance.

A Message from President Barack Obama, MD...

Publish Post

Nazis, Mobsters Conspire to Foment Disorder...

A dispatch from Frumley Brooks, Esq., Mainstream Conservative Pundit:

"To my surprise, it turned out it simply to be some sort of musical event... a Freedom Concert Tour... Nevertheless, there was ample evidence on display of the waning of primitive conservative thought in this great moderate nation of ours...

"The dwindling acceptance of conservative values by the American public was reflected in this meagre line of attendees for "radio personality" Marc Levin (who insists on mispronouncing his own last name,a singular affectation of the lower sorts) signing his Liberty and Tyranny, now sliding into its deserved obscurity after a scant five months on the New York Times Bestseller List... the line barely stretched around the facility...

"...while the 12,000 seat Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre, formerly the Coors Amphitheatre before sophisticated Americans learned to seek more nuanced beverages, was only barely sold out, with every seat only just filled before showtime...

"As the evening wore on into a twilight evocative of the fading of the brand of reactionary thought being scorned by all the right people on both coasts, the gullible audience was subjected to harangues by the aforementioned Mr. Levin, Colonel Oliver North, whose lack of martial credentials is clearly reflected in the CNN's failure to hire him as a commentator, another "personality" named Sean Hannity, who apparently has something to do with the presentation of these events, a "celebrity" trollop named Carrie Prejean, who seems most famous for not knowing when it is unacceptable to talk back to her betters, and various wounded veterans for whom the audience expressed an inexplicable sympathy in spite of their drain on the public exchequer as a result of their own un fortunate career choices...

"There were also various musical interludes. A rural gentleman familiarly addressed as "Charley" made several attempts upon a "fiddle" and guitar...

"...while other performers said to include a Michael W. Smith, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Lee Greenwood were charitably received by the unlettered audience...

"The continuing existence of these events is only to be regretted by the informed conservative, as they only serve to continue to refute their attendees' deserved sense of isolation and reinforce the dated values to which they cling. The only thing to be said in its favor was the continued absence of Sarah Palin...

"Perhaps Mr. Obama might well take some time off from his inspiring medical ruminations to consider taking some action towards them."

Frumley Brooks, Esq., as he appeared moments before

the head injury that led him to embrace

moderate conservatism...

Classic Rule 5!

Gentlemen may wish to undo their collar stays and cravats...

Hollywood Icon Steps Up for Obama...

...and pays a grim price for one single e-mail...

You might be an Obama Voter ...

...if this billboard makes sense to you.

Look. It isn't hard. You BORROWED the money. IT ISN'T YOUR MONEY. It's the lender's. And if you spend the money, whatever you spent it on is ALSO the lender's until you pay the money back as you AGREED to. That is how mortgages and loans WORK.

What part of this is difficult to understand?

Yet if you watch daytime television or listen to radio, you are bombarded with ads like the above, that suggest you are being victimized because the people who gave you money in good faith object to your welshing on your agreement. Most of these ads are from law firms and financial companies who specialize in whatever the latest financial hustle is, whether it's signing you up for credit cards you really don't qualify for or high-interest 'payday advance' loans or subprime mortgages you can't afford to pay back. Most of these ads these days openly use Obama's name to tell you that it's your 'right' to force your lender to write off some or all of the money you borrowed.

Now seriously, what do you think their incentive is to lend in the future? What do you think YOUR chances of getting financing are in the future when a lender pulls up your credit check and sees you took advantage of these 'services'? Makes you look like a reliable candidate for a loan, doesn't it?

No Money for F-22's, but Three More Brooms for Nancy Pelosi

House votes itself $200 million dollars to buy three luxury jets.

Sure. Keep sending our pilots into combat in 40-year-old planes with cracked wings...

...but damned if Botox Bonnie has to fly business class...

Punks for Obama Movement Revealed...

These whining punks don't like the light of day. They have had this pulled repeatedly off YouTube, which as we all know becomes terribly protective of "copyright privileges" in defense of lefties attacking decent people.



I will keep this up as long as I can and am looking for a copy I can permanently archive online.

BTW, not only is my source on this an 'inauthentic' man of colour (i.e., a minority conservative), he's a foreign inauthentic man of colour.

Doing the job his pasty white "betters" in the American media won't do...

I'm Stunned. Obama Caught in Healthcare Lie

Pass it on.

NASCAR Reaches Out to Slacker Audience Demographic...

...with its new EXTREEM NASCAR championsip series, designed to appeal to younger, more urban extreme sports fans.

Shown here is the exciting AERIAL 540 bootlegger turn...