Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira montage

Rule 5 Scott Brown Victory Dance!

Cheesecake AND Beefcake! When I cater, I cater!

And they're Australian, so Happy Australia Day!

Glenn Beck Steps On Own Dick, Recognizes Shoe

And halfway apologizes for linking Scott Brown and Chandra Levy one day after landmark election.

Warns us not to be "humorless scolds."

Glenn, you don't tell obscene jokes about a bride at her own wedding unless you're drunk.  You don't compare Scott Brown, a true candidate of the people, who knocked off a Senate seat owned by a genuine woman killing misogynist, to a philanderer who impeded the murder investigation of his mistress, on Brown's election day, unless your judgment is similarly impaired.

Ya fucked up.  Learn it, love it, own it, because the left is going to be throwing it back in all our faces for years... as in "Well, Glenn Beck said... "

UPDATE:  (5:00 pm Saturday)  Oops, it's started already: The New York Times quotes Glenn Beck on Scott Brown... to defend Keith Olbermann's attack on Scott Brown.  Smooth move, Glenn... you've provided cover for Ted Kennedy AND Keith Olbermann with one lip.  That's an achievement. (HT: Dan Riehl)

Wow.  Glenn Beck and Charles Johnson in the NYT in the same week.  What a banner day for the conservative blogosphere...

Shortest Robbery On Record!

ht: Bucky

The Democratic Donor's Anthem...

Whether unemployed worker, student, union stooge or Wall Street fatcat, male or female, black, white, yellow or brown, young or old, gay or straight but especially gay,peace activist or veteran, we can all sing the same song, because Barry and the Party Leadership are just uniters, man...

Huffington Post I Feel Your Pain...

Arianna Huffington
Sometimes the Photoshop just isn't worth it...

Scott Brown's Family

RULE 5 OH NO! SCOTT BROWN'S WIFE DID A ROCK VIDEO!

And she wore a BIKINI! (HT: Ace of Spades)

And his daughters wear BIKINIS!

Why Doesn't Glenn Beck PROTECT Us From This Stuff?

This could cost us the all-important Baptist tightass vote in 2010!

(HT: The Other McCain)

Face it, Democrats, our wives, our daughters, our candidates

are hotter than your mistresses:

And our mistresses just make you cry:

AND we don't need to have the Arkansas State Police or Secret Service drag them in for us, either!

Oh, well, maybe you can all have a good weep with Glenn Beck...

Ace of Spades Investigates Illinois Senate Race!

Kirk or Hughes for Illinois?

Cut down the cap and trade Gange of 8 traitor Mark Kirk before he spreads to another seat!

The Day ObamaCare Died!

Another Cool Fact About Scott Brown...

Scott Brown is so tough he can make Glenn Beck talk like a Democrat!