Newt: I cheated on my wives because I love America so much...!

So really, aren't we ALL to blame?

Uh, no...


Newt, when you make Chris Matthews look good, it's time to go home.

Because Progressives Am Smarter Than We Is...

How can you parody these people?

Please.  Seriously.  SOMEONE at MSNBC please explain who the hell thought it was a good idea to take the "network's"* openly lesbian commentator, your biggest audience "draw" since the departure of Keith Olbermann...

...AND POSE HER IN FRONT OF A GIGANTIC DIKE?

I mean, for God's sake, what could they have said in the pitch session for this ad?

"OK, guys, we need something defining for Rachel, something big, something that just reaches out to the audience and screams, 'RACHEL MADDOW!'

"I got it!  How about a HUUUUUGE..."  Sorry, even I can't got there twice.

Where the hell were GLAAD and ACT-UP! while this was going on?  Talk about your subliminal messaging...

*(Network in the sense that even though there are YouTube Channels with bigger audiences, MSNBC is on pay cable and that makes them important .  Just ask them.)

FBI Refuses to Join NYC Terror Arrest Investigation

"Swedish Lutheran" Suspects Caught Trying to Purchase Guns, Ammo and Grenade.  Feds say 'case is weak.'

Cynthia McKinney: "Our First Afro-American President Has Shamed Us All!"

OK, first off, if anyone had told me I would EVER agree with Cynthia McKinney even THAT far...

But I think there's something wrong with her vocabulary.  When did we go back to "Afro-American?  I'm old enough to remember the progression: we started off with nigger, then we started using colored, then Negro, then black, then Afro-American, then black again, then African-American, then the, sorry, frankly pallid Person of Color....

Is the cycle breaking down through overuse?  Has the left tried so hard for so long to control the narrative that they've worn it out and it's starting to slip cogs...?

Or is the left itself simply sorry and sadly out of date and out of touch...

REVEALED! THE POST GOOGLE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

That's right! The SHOCKING! yet COMPELLING! truth that was so HORRIFYING! even Ann Althouse's blog was not too high a price for Google to pay to try and SUPPRESS it!


CAN THIS BE TRUE?!  How can it NOT?!  How else can you explain it being the ONLY POST to disappear from my ENTIRE BLOG?!


Well, Three Beers Later will NOT be stopped!  We will NOT be silenced!  Information wants to be FREE! (um, unless it's information TBL has copyrighted or trademarked, in which case we will sue you out of your grandchildren's home...)


So here it is, once again, the POST They thought to keep from the world....

Medical Professionals Agree:

NEWT 2012!

If he's tough enough to

stand up to his

CANCER STRICKEN WIFE

for his

MISTRESS,

he's tough enough to

stand up to the 

DEMOCRATS

for

YOU!

BREAKING NEWS! SECOND MAJOR ENDORSEMENT FOR GINGRICH!

JOHN EDWARDS SAYS "NEWT 2012!"

"Newt Gringrich is the politician I always dreamed I'd be,"

says former Dem Senator and philanderer

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Schwarzenegger, Shriver Split...

...claim in public statement that the decision came after "hours of prayer and discussion."
Um,excuse me,folks,but we're talking about a Kennedy and a movie star RINO here.
Summoning Mephistopheles to try and renew the contract DOES NOT COUNT  as prayer...

"Sorry, folks -- a deal's a deal..."

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — THURSDAY!

Sorry for the delay; I was compelled by circumstance to behave responsibly yesterday.  I'm better now, so on to a celebration of a respected profession traditionally embraced by women —


HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY?
The heartwarming background to this clip: a proud Mexican father is worried that his gay son will not carry on the family line, so he arranges with an insane — and insanely hot — doctor to transplant the family jewels from a notorious Don Juan of the barrio for his son's.  The operation, as it turns out, is a, er, ripping success...