I gave my snowman viagra...

It's July and the sumbitch still ain't melted.

Rule 5 -- Denise Milani Christmas Extravaganza Part 2!

Christmas Rule 5 -- Denise Milani!

A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: SICKO — THE LOST FOOTAGE!

HT: American Carol

Scaaaaaary Terrorists!

Because as The Camp of the Saints points out, if we can't laugh at them, they've won.



HT: An American Carol

Rule 5 — Spandex Christmas!

BREAKING NEWS! Barack Obama Switching Parties!

Following the defection of two African-American Congressmen from the Democrats to the Republican Party down in Georgia, Obama's own forced accommodation of the GOP on the Bush tax rates, the catastrophic defeat of the 'Porkulus' Omnibus bill, and the decisive repudiation  of the DREAM Act immigration amnesty bill in the Senate, the President has declared his intention to cross the aisle in the hopes of getting something done in the last years of his troubled first term...

'It has become increasingly self-evident that only an Administration working in concert 

with an effective, uncorrupted Congressional leadership that pays close attention to the will 

of the American people has any hope of meaningful and lasting achievement on behalf of 

this great nation.  To that end I am renouncing my affiliation with the Democratic —

Hey, wait a minute!  This isn't my script!  I never approved this!  Who wrote this?

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO ME?!"

Jeff Dunham, Walter & The Baby Jesus....!

...All stand up for these folks!

OBAMA ENDORSES BUSH ECONOMIC AGENDA!

President embraces Bush tax reforms; collapse of Democrat pork surge...

"We must steer this great nation back from the

 tragic mistakes of 2006 and my admini —

Hey, this isn't my teleprompter..."

"Yeah. I'm that good..."

Mars Needs ... OI GEVALT! ZANEK!

Israelis shoot down UFO Over Nuke Plant

Sophisticated Rendition of Alleged Israeli UFO Incident