Whatcha gonna do with all that junk...?

Jamil al-Taqqiyah is a fiery young nonpartisan journalist who regularly reports for NBC, Al-Jazeera and the BBC. Three Beers Later is proud to offer him his first blogging venue. We hope to retain his services in spite of this recent trauma...

My eyes ! My EYES! Allah preserve me, this apalling woman has stolen my penis with her horrible fashion sense!

Why, oh why, was my petition for release from Gitmo granted? What did I ever do to Donald Rumsfeld?