Look. It's a freaking Subaru. In Los Angeles. The ofiicial car of soccer moms, suburbanites, tree huggers, yuppies and all the other bourgeois Obama-voting hothouse flowers...
So what the hell went wrong here?
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Subarus aren't responsible for the people who drive them.
But...but... if guns cause violence and oil wells cause pollution,why don't Subarus cause leftists?
Obviously, this Subaru was rehabilitated. It can happen. Just ask Robert Downey Jr. who joins the line of former Lefties. Isn't Keith Richards part of the club?
Deborah Leigh
Freedom? That's the whole problem with this country, it's ungovernable!
-Johnny the Liberal
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