There was gravy on the poodle, there was sauce upon the pooch;
Still didn't make a full meal for Obama and the Mooch!
Then Mitt Romney showed up for a drive; the dinner all broke loose--
--and they ain't gonna push that meme!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry! --and they ain't gonna push that meme!
They chased the dinner round and round
The White House through and through!
They couldn't catch the greyhound or the little fat shih'tzu!
The Secret Service did a line
And slid right through the poo! -- and they ain't gonna push that meme!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry! -- and they ain't gonna push that meme!
The beagle ducked between their feet,
The shepherd bit them first!
They tore up the Rose Garden,
The Jack Russell was the worst!
The whippet hit the Press Room in a supersonic burst! -- and they ain't gonna push that meme!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry! -- and they ain't gonna push that meme!
The networks couldn't see them,
Nor the Media Matters lout;
They did their very damndest to stop
The story getting out!
But they forgot the Internet,
And Twitter was a rout! -- and they couldn't stop the meme!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry! -- and they couldn't stop the meme!
They laughed at Barack's diet,
Eating pooches got him dogged;
He tried to spin his habit
but Jay Carney flubbed and bogged.
He thought the story'd gone away;
He'd finally got a break! -- BUT OBAMA ATE A SNAKE!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!
Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry! -- And they couldn't stop the meme!
"Now, you know I love you, Bo, and I know you love me, and, and
that's why I know you're gonna let me eat your brains....!"
2 comments:
Memetastic! Well done, Richard, I'll be singing this one straight through to November!
Deborah Leigh said...All together now! "Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry! Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!...." I'll drink to that! What wine goes with dog? To heck with that, meade all around! Goes with everything!
Imagine trying to drive while yon bard was composing.
Now he needs to work on the companion piece about snakes and tigers. Could be a start of something big! (wanders off singing. "Corgi, Corgi, what a hell of a dog to fry!)
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