John Kerry's Congressional War Testimony Set to Music: #SyriaYouGuys!

GOP Congressional Candidate Saves Tenants' Businesses, Dems Call Her Tax Cheat...

Ann Marie Buerkle assumes tenants' tax burden to keep businesses open.

Then her Democratic opponent accuses her of being a tax cheat for THEIR problems.

You Know What to Do.



HT: The Other McCain

Henry Waxman (D-Weekly World News) Grovels Before Corporate Robber Barons, Cancels Health Care Show Trials!

Henry Waxman, California Democrat Congressman, former Star Trek salt vampire, and co-sponsor of the Cap and Trade legislation is reported to have cancelled his planned show trials/hearings for the corporate CEO's who published K-9 documents listing the billions of dollars in losses they are going to take as a result of the Democrats' Obamacare midnight health care bill.  Waxman had claimed the notices were a deliberate attempt to discredit President Obama and his legislation.

Speculation on the Hill is that his crack team of Democratic Congressional staffers reminded the Democratic Congressman that he voted for the bill requiring the publication of said notices following the criminal collapse of major Demnocrat donor Enron.

More informed speculation centered around Waxman's fear that the CEO's would bring dog whistles whose high pitched notes would disorient the congressman, causing him to fly erratically and bump into walls in front of the C-SPAN cameras...