SHOCK HORROR! RAAAAACIST AUSTRALIANS DEPLOY SECRET JEW ROBOTS AGAINST INNOCENT TALIBAN!

A Special Three Beers Later Guest Report by Noted and Not-at-All biased Middle Eastern Correspondent Jamil al-Taqqiyah!

Jamil al-Taqqiyah is a fiery young nonpartisan journalist who regularly reports for NBC, Al-Jazeera and the BBC.  Three Beers Later is proud to offer him his first blogging venue.

The Sinister insidious flying spies are intended to locate concentrations of Taliban, denying them their Constitutionally-protected First Amendment rights to freely assemble and call for the death of their neighbors. 

Although the perfidious Austrialian imperialist crusaders claim the drones will only be used for reconnaissance, the fact that the Zionist murder birds can carry up to 250kg of 'payloads' means the sons of transported convicts will surely outfit their Secret Jew Robots with the sort of Secret Jew Rockets Israel uses to target rusting, abandoned ambulances in Gaza... again, we call on Attorney General Holder to assert his authority and put a stop to these flagrant abuses of internationlly-recognized law-enforcement procedure...

What's In a Name?

A brand name, anyway,

When I bought my dead laptop, an HP Compaq Presario, it was in large part bcause I remembered the Hewlett-Packard name as the mark of quality product.

Turns out, not so much.

This probably doesn't come as news to a lot of you, but apparently HP's have a real problem with overheating because a) Hp can't be arsed to install a decent fan/hat sink and b) can't be further arsed to install it properly.

This is something I will be taking up with HP, but in the meantime, as I consider a replacement, I'd be interested in hearing folks' suggestions on an affordable PC laptop. All input gratefully accepted.

Congressional Budget Office: "We Have No Idea What Obama's Health Plan Will Really Cost..."

"Trust me, I'm very well spoken."

Rule 5 -- Denise Milani live!

Dennis the Peasant: I've met Andrew Stack!

Cranky Accountant Explains Crank Pilot

Back Door Man...

"I am thy One. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me..." 



Obama has Dalai Lama leave White House by back door...

Prayers for Dan Collins...

Hospitalized. Crashing BP. No diagnosis so far.

Rule 5 -- this could get ugly...

...it could take a  very long time, but it could get ugly... American Power looking to start a boob war...

Scientists uncover the origin of supernovas!

With the help of recently translated SETI signals:

"Hey, QXX'ZRLPCK-Joe-Bob, hold mah beer..."

Graphic from Worth1000.com

Marine War Crimes Exposed!

Incontrovertible photographic evidence of a United States Marine prohibiting an innocent Taliban from exercising his First Amendment religious freedoms by blocking his line of fire to two unarmed noncombatants with his own body!

Attorney General Holder needs to assert his jurisdiction over this outrageous act and initiate a vigorous prosecution and conviction immediately!

Do it for the children!  Won't somebody think about the children?!

HT: Weasel Zippers