Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Goes on Nine-State Killing Spree!

Courage, the turkey pardoned by President Barack O'Bama at the White House this last Thanksgiving, has celebrated his freedom with a bloody crime spree across state lines.

Dozens of innocent families were massacred  at their dinner tables before the mad bird was finally brought down by sheriff's deputies and game wardens...

"The game wardens acted stupidly," complained a bitter Obama.

WKRP TURKEY DROP — GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!

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Three Beers Later Poll: Who Do You Think Is Less Likely to Beat an Ethics Rap?

Who do you think is less likely to beat an ethics rap?
	Mitt Romney
	Newt Gingrich
	Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
pollcode.com free polls

DON'T LET OBAMA QUIT!

Make the Democrats live up to their name and primary him.

Let them try to explain why their party is so deficient in leadership material that Dennis the Ferengi Kucinich can actually talk about running with a straight face.

Let them explain how Hillary's policies will be so much better than Obama's when it's her policies he's implementing.

Let them explain how they endorsed his Occupy Wall Street front group while getting fat off insider trading.

Let them explain how we gave them two wars and they gave us six going on seven.

Let them explain. Make them explain.

Let them explain how their judgment has suddenly gotten magically better since 2008.

Rule 5 — Annie Lennox

RULE 5 -- Mitzi Gaynor extolls domestic virtues...

Well, I reviewed my Twitter followers list...

Trying to find some common elements and interests I could use to refine my blogging... the good news is, we have a theme song...

"I didn't know Penn State had an admissions physical -- AAAAAGHH!"

THREE BEERS LATER POLL: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR IN THE GOP PRIMARY?

With her dominating thrashing of President Barack Obama in the first Three Beers Later Opinion Poll, and the conservative blogosphere in a back and forth fight with the NBA Players Association for the most self-destructive clowns of 2011, it's past time to admit we have to reconsider our options for the GOP nomination in 2012.  So...

Who Would You Rather Vote For In The GOP Primary?
	Mitt Romney
	Newt Gingrich
	Herman Cain
	Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
pollcode.com free polls

It's the FrankJ Book Bomb!

Wings Over Amazon — for Victory!

Hysterical IMAO blogger and improbable NY Post Columnist Frank J. Fleming is launching his new book today:

At just $1.99 this epic by the man whose sense of humor makes mine look like an SNL Bush joke is the literary bargain of the new century and an invaluable reference for anyone still trying to make up their minds about the 2012 election.

You know.  Slow people. With two bucks in their pocket.

Don't have Kindle?  Don't have a cow.  You can download free Kindle reader software for your computer at Amazon! You can even download a !free! sample!

Just don't want to do the Amazon thing?  Don't.  But here's a link to all the other places you can find FrankJ's book.

Frank is one of the good guys and a great writer who deserves our support.  Buy his book and who knows, he might even show you his kid's baby pictures (offer not valid at Penn State).

Do it today! Impress Amazon and his publisher with the commercial awesomeness that is Frank J. Fleming!