Why beer is better for you than wine...

Miley Cyrus Confesses: "I am Hannah Giles...

"...oops, wrong wig, never mind, my bad..."

"But hey, just to make up for the confusion..."

Friday Night Protest Signs -- Talk about writing a check your ass can't cash...

Rule 5 Rebuttal -- Progressive Beauty Queens!

Fair and balanced, that's us...

Rule 5 -- Beauty Queens Through the Years!

And this is not a finger, Mr. President...

"I absolutely reject that notion" that it's a tax increase." -- Barack Obama

If I get in my car to drive to the liquor store, and I stop to top up the tank, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of buying my gasoline. This is a tax, by law.

If I walk into the liquor store, and grab a pack of Luckies, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of sucking down tar and nicotine. This is a tax, by law.

If I grab a jug of sangria, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of guzzling cheap wine cut with artificial fruit juice. This is a tax, by law.

If I want to buy insurance against the cancer and cirrhosis I'm setting myself up for, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of buying my health care anywhere I choose. This is a tax, by law. Specifically, page 29 of the Baucus Bill.

Reading is fundamental, sir.

Evil Conservative Capitalist Frenzy!

Evil capitalist thugs from the Pasadena "Patriots" rampaged through the Pasadena Whole Foods in a "buycott" fever this past Sunday, indulging in all manner of consumerist excesses before congregating in the wine bar on the second floor...

Sinister Conservative Harshes the Whole Foods Mellow Over a Glass of Porter...

On a more serious note, the staff at Whole Foods could not have been more courteous and professional. We'll definitely be shopping at this chain again.

Stupid Gun Ideas...

Courtesy of custom gunsmith Gary Reeder! Note: NONE of the stupid ideas are Mr. Reeder's; he does gorgeous work!

Media Matters Missed One Little Detail...

...in Eric Boehlert's nightmare imaginings that we bitter flyovers might stop clinging to our Bibles long enough to use two hands on our guns and turn into a nation of assassins... one small problem with his theory:

Leftist Puerto Rican nationalists (Truman)
Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK): Communist
Sirhan Sirhan (RFK): Arab PLO supporter
Arthur Bremer (Wallace): schizo who stalked Wallace and Nixon
Squeaky Fromme (Ford): Manson Hippie chick
Sarah Jane Moore (Ford): Manson Hippie chick
Carter: um, nobody?
John Hinckley, Jr. (Reagan): Saw Taxi Driver 15 times, developed obsession with Jodie Foster and determined to shoot Reagan to make an impression, as Bremer, the inspiration for Taxi Driver, had.
Bush 41: Nobody
Clinton: Nobody. Francisco Martin Duran fired on the White House, claiming to be destroying an 'alien mist'.
Bush 43: Nobody.
Obama: Nobody.

Frankly, rightwing crazies are way behind the curve. Leftists and lunatics, though, or as we like to call them, Obama's base, are pretty clearly a hazard to the public weal...

UPDATE: Color me stunned; Media Matters hasn't posted this.

Rule 5 Sunday -- A Little Something for the Ladeez!

To tie in with the crucial Soranik Natu/Hannah Giles bikini/spandex issues of the week past...

Adam Baldwin IS Guy Gardner!