Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Redneck REEEEligion!

Once you stop sucking up to that King James feller, you can say things a lot more succinct like...
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross TrailsChurch in Gainesboro, TN )

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day

1 comment:

lil redneck said...

plain n simple fer sure

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