Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Obama Solves Energy Crisis!

Enthusiastically toadying to Presidente Calderon of Mexico, the kleptocratic sock puppet of a failed state on our Southern border (and I don't mean California), Barack Obama announced that "our shared values transcend our shared borders... and since our borders are being transcended anyway, I've ordered the Navy to re-occupy the Vera Cruz oil fields. This will dramatically reduce our dependence on foreign oil and end the need for offshore drilling..."