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Showing posts with label charlie sheen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label charlie sheen. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I CAN HAZ CHARLIE SHEEN!

An unexpected visitor in my bathroom mirror this morning convinced me: Charlie Sheen has shown us all The Way.  Truly, we can all have Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA; Truly can we all be Rock Stars from Mars!

For are we not, all of us, already these things at one time or another already?  Don't be ashamed!  Step out of that closet!  Embrace your Martian Rock Star and share it with the world!  I'll go first...





Monday, March 7, 2011

Winning -- A Pictorial Study...


Friday, March 4, 2011

It's 3AM... the doorbell rings...

Thursday, March 3, 2011

I'm gonna beat Little Miss Attilah to this one...


In a post at The Other McCain yesterday, Robert Stacy McCain wrote of some guy named Charlie something that people are talking about for some reason: "The fact that Sheen is associating with women so far beneath him is rather a telltale signal of his fundamental problem..."
Stacy, what evidence do you offer that porn stars are "beneath" someone like this Charlie person... 
who has been accused of stabbing one wife... 
...threatening to behead another... 

...throwing hundreds of people out of work...
...and costing a major corporation hundreds of millions of dollars 
with his self-indulgent, narcissistic behavior?
Face it, you could make a better show than this Charlie guy's WITH 
porn stars...
In fact, you could make HIS show with porn stars...

Ask yourself this.  If your doorbell rang at three in the morning, would you rather it was Charlie Sheen or a Porn Star standing there?





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