EPA blocks Shell from Domestic Drilling!

(AP) The Environmental Protection Agency withholds key permits, forces Shell to abandon drilling on Alaskan coast over greenhouse gas emissions from a single ice-breaker ship, putting a $4 billion investment at risk.

Yes, Mister President, hold your oil investigations.  But you better bring a lunch.

Das ist ein grosse pair of clangers!

German woman confronts Muslim protestors...

Rule 5 — Guys don't make passes...

HAPPY EASTER!

Rule 5 Gay Test

The Tea Party Does Not Need This Shit...

Got this e-mail today... This ASSCLOWN has no business suggesting he is in any way connected with or supported by the Tea Party movement.  The Tea Party has to make that publicly known and fast.  The Tea Party is committed to political action and change, not faux-militia bullshit.

Help Me Arm and Train 2.5 Million Tea Party Members...

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Dr. Ignatius Piazza Please Make Sure ALL Your Fellow Tea Party Members Get This Thank You!! Friday, April 22, 2011 Dear richard, HERE IT IS! My personal "Thank You" gift to ALL Tea Party Participants! Go here http://www.frontsight.com/TeaPartyThankYou.asp for all the details and get in before the free guns are gone! And if you had not heard, I'm pleased and proud to tell you that Front Sight has broken yet another record, with 1,188 students scheduled this week to efficiently receive training in various courses to levels that exceed law enforcement and military standards-- without any boot camp mentality or drill instructor attitudes--and receiving all the personal attention needed to dramatically improve their skills! This is also a great week to unveil our new bathroom and food service facilities! Here are some photos of the new facilities... I will be posting a different article on this blog each Monday so I look forward to your visit every week. If you have an interesting photo, story or tip about a relevant topic of interest to gun ownership, firearms training or Second Amendment issues, please feel free to send it to me at: info@frontsight.com Sincerely, Dr. Ignatius Piazza Founder and Director Front Sight Firearms Training Institute 7975 Cameron Drive, #900 Windsor, CA 95492 http://www.frontsight.com info@frontsight.com 1.800.987.7719

Some Days My Life Sucks Less Than Others...

As I mentioned last week, I was busy putting together a video shoot.  I'm doing a commercial for my forthcoming novel Video Pirates from Mars! — 

It's the first in what I hope will be a series based on the adventures of B-Movie icon Brinke Stevens.

"Hi, I'm Brinke Stevens... and after appearing in over 150 B-movies, I thought it was time to let all my fans in on a little secret...… they're not stories. Well, not the real stories. I mean, do you think the guys who made those movies could make up anything that strange? No, the movies, they're sort of the stories in front of the real stories... like the story in my exciting new novel, Video Pirates from Mars! It's sex and slugs and rock and roll as aliens who believe our raunchy sitcoms, commercials and rock videos come to Earth determined to put on the most unreal reality show of them all! With of course, guess who (indicates herself) as the main attraction and maybe the main course. (Sigh.) The things a girl has to do to get work..."

My goal is to write a novel that reads like The Benny Hill Show scripted by Terry Pratchett.  I'll also be looking at relationships, careers, ambitions and the disappearance of genuine popular culture.

Brinke has the distinction of being the only woman I know who was both denounced on the Senate floor by Jesse Helms AND a guest of President Ronald Reagan.  She's also an absolute sweetie and totally fits the role of Sexy Grownup in these juvenile times.

We shot Brinke's footage at the fabulous and now fabulously redecorated M Street Coffee in Studio City.  This place is so terrific I'm almost afraid to plug for ruining the joint with arriviste customers.

Anyway, this last weekend we shot the greenscreen footage (we being me and the mouse in my pocket; I was director, cinematographer, key grip, best boy, wardrobe mistress and craft services).  I was lucky enough to get the talented and charming Camille Solari, a woman of a thousand (okay, several) faces.

Also Starring Camille Solari

And featuring Camille Solari

...plus a special guest appearance by Camille Solari to be revealed in the commercial.  

It was a terrific shoot and I'm looking forward to the results when I get it back from my SFX guy.

THIS IS FAILURE...

Jack Stuef and Ken Layne pioneer dynamic new model for internet success... ragging on handicapped babies.

OVERLOOKED KLOPPENBURG VOTES HEADED FOR WISCONSIN...

... discovery scheduled for this Sunday by Wisconsin Democratic vote counters while Prosser recount observers are at church...

A truckload of social justice shown leaving Chicago terminal hub.

Democratic spokesman was confident the ink would be dry by the

time of the ballots' arrival in Madison...

A Tea Partier Considers the Democratic Party...

"...They call me savage, monster on four legs, 

To feed their vanity — a master race 

Of whose learning and liquor I have tasted; 

Two-legged gods, whose boots I licked and feet kissed, 

Only to find that, beneath their fair skin, 

They are as seedy as I am misshapen. 

And, as any native monkey will tell you: 

Learning and liquor are peanuts when bartered 

For land and liberty. 

And now, armed with language and skilled in cursing — 

To outsmart this learned philistine whose skull 

I cannot crush, nor can I burn his books — 

Cursing shall be my joy ’til he be driven to sea, 

From whence he came — and I regain sovereignty."

With affectionate thanks to Edgar Rice Burroughs and his Mucker, Frank Frazetta, and Victor Sasson ("Caliban on Language")