Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Smitty on Ikea and the Future of Retail...

Smitty over at Robert Stacy McCain briefly interrupts the soliciting wholly justified assault and battery to explore a revolutionary development in retail: The Ikea Man-Cave.

Oh. My. God. Is this a brilliant idea.  Gals, Ladies, Sisters, Womyn, whatever, you have no idea what you're doing to us when you drag us along shopping with you.  You have no idea how you are messing with our heads.  It's not that we don't understand the nuances of comparing the colors of twelve separate tops you're not going to buy.
It's not that we don't appreciate the aesthetics of which of those six shades of base disagrees with your skin color the least, even if you've bought them all at one time or another.


It's not that men don't appreciate fashion, and hair, and cosmetics.  It's not like we don't use them.



But for the last five thousand years, everytime we've had to worry about our hair and make-up, we've had to go out and kill something immediately thereafter...








So whenever you drag us out shopping with you...



YOU'RE SENDING US SOME VERY MIXED MESSAGES!


Note: Edited 1st para to correctly reflect Smitty's authorship, not Stacy's.  My bad.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Manly Fiction by Manly Men (and an accountant)... PASS IT ON

From Larry Correia:

As I’ve posted and explaned before, book sales during release week are super important:http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2011/06/30/i-need-a-favor-from-the-monster-hunter-nation/ 
And Dead Six is out at the end of the month. Many of you have read the eARC, and if you did, and you liked it, please tell your friends about it, Facebook, Twitter, your blog, sky writing, performance art, interactive kubuki theater, however you communicate with your “peeps”, but word of mouth is the best thing ever for a writer.
Now my writing career is doing pretty good, so you might be saying to yourself, “That Correia doesn’t need my help. He is one of those fat cats that needs to feel the suffering of the common man! And he is stealing all the white women!” Okay, as we all know that part is true, but if you don’t want to do it for me, do it for this guy:

Yeah, this is way cooler than most novelist's "introspective writer guy" pose.

This is Mike’s first book, and it is a darn good one that deserves to be read. For those of you who don’t know, Mike is an EOD Technician, currently defusing roadside bombs in Afghanistan. He will still be in Afghanistan, risking his life and being awesome, when his first novel appears in stores. Places like NPR can talk about thriller writer street cred, but Mike plays high-explosive chess against terrorist IEDs before breakfast.  Most first time authors are super excited to do their first book signings, but Mike can’t because he’s deployed… Think about that for a second… He can’t do book signings for the really nifty book he wrote because he is too busy DEFUSING MURDER BOMBS.
For most authors, the most exciting part of our day is when we spill Coke Zero on our keyboard. EOD are complete lunatics that do something so absurdly dangerous that complete snake eating warriors look at them and say F’ that noise, let the dude in the big suit play with the booby trapped death machine.
Mike is humble. You probably won’t ever hear him talk about that kind of thing. Luckily for him, I’m not humble at all. :)  
Sometimes when somebody with that many points on his Man Card writes a thriller, the book tends to be mediocre (with a few notable exceptions) and the book was sold on the resume of the tough guy writing it rather than how good the actual fiction was.  However, Dead Six is excellent, and I’m not just saying that because I wrote half of it. Believe me, I’ve got plenty of paying projects that I could be working on at this point, but instead I liked this story so much that I twisted Mike’s arm into making this book, and I’m so eager to continue the story arc that my half of the sequel is already done.
There are a limited number of autographed (by both of us) copies here (and they’ve got autographed Spellbound to preorder too):  http://www.unclehugo.com/prod/ah-correia-larry.php 
eBook and free sample chapters: http://www.webscription.net/p-1472-dead-six.aspx

Thursday, September 15, 2011

White House: NY9 means nothing to the God-King...

The White House says the Democrats' upset loss in NY9 is nothing to do with Barack Obama...

"Let's face it, the Democrats in this Congress have been a real disappointment for this Prophet, er, President, peace be upon him" said Press Secretary Jay Carney, thinking no one in the Press Corps could have an open mike. "We could use some fresh faces."

"OK, sure, they rammed healthcare down the public's throat and passed the first stimulus bill, but what have they done for us lately?  The public's pitching a hissy fit because their forty-year-old kids are moving back home for some reason; they don't have the brains to understand why a green job that costs four million dollars to create is a good job, and the Congress is doing nothing to clear that up.

"Hell, they want us to support small business?  We just spent half a billion dollars to create a small business, Solyndra, right, they're still unhappy, and Congress is just letting us dangle on this.

"For God's sake, we even gave them four new wars on top of the two those f***ing rednecks are already in love with and they're still bitching!  Congress?  Nada.

"So maybe a few more Democrats need to lose their seats so the rest of them will get with the program.  Believe you me, the President, may his loins be fruitful, is paying very close attention to where his endorsements are going to go next year.  The Democrats damn sure better keep that in mind."

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Inducted into the War on Poverty!


Drafted for the War on Poverty - Watch more Funny  Videos

Welcome, fellow front fighters!  One in eight Americans now lives below the poverty line! 41 MILLION AMERICANS! Someone has to warn the White House about this!  Maybe a strongly worded snitch to AttackWatch.com will do...

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Let me tell you something about your "fake hero", Mr. Krugman...

NYT Enron Shill Paul Krugman calls Bush and Giuliani "Fake Heroes" of 9/11.

My brother was a NYC firefighter at the Towers.  He's one of the ones you see stumbling out of the dust cloud in the pictures... and then turning around and going back in.

He spent months after that working on recovery of bodies from the ruins, before he, like a lot of other NYC firefighters was forced to take an early retirmement with lungs like used blackboard erasers.

Every once in a while they'd find a body.  Or a piece of a body.  Or something that might have been a piece of a body once.  They took them to a special morgue that had been set up to identify the victims.

And every time that ambulance pulled into that morgue, Giuliani was there.  No cameras, no reporters, no press secretary handing out talking points.  Just Rudy Giuliani, there for his constituents and his firefighters.

My brother has nothing but good to say of Giuliani, and next to that testimonial, your cowardly little tantrum is meaningless.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Hillary Tanned, Rested and Ready for Primary Fight Against Obama!

Brings Youth, Vigor and Proven Policies to Challenge for the White House!



OK, she brings vigor and proven policies...

OK, she brings proven policies...



...that have been proven NOT TO WORK by Barack Obama implementing them!


Meet the new boss... same as the old boss...

Thursday, September 8, 2011

This Got Published on the Anniversary of 9/11


"The Big Lie" ... a Truther comic published by Image Comics.  Click on their link for a bunch of other titles you should never buy again.

This is Rick Veitch, the creator...





And this is Eric Stephenson, the publisher...


Hopefully I've just saved my comics reading visitors a ton of money in the future...

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Democrats Want to Tax Your Deposits, Withdrawals, Debit Card Transactions

It's called HR 4646 and these fracking thieves are for real...

President Obama's finance team is recommending a one percent (1%) transaction fee (TAX). Obama's plan is to sneak it in after the November elections to keep it under the radar.

This is a 1% tax on all transactions at any financial institution - banks, credit unions, savings and loans, etc. Any deposit you make, or even a transfer within your account, will have a 1% tax charged.

~If your paycheck or your social security or whatever is direct deposit, it will get a 1% tax charged for the transaction.
~If your paycheck is $1000, then you will pay Obama $10 just for the privilege of depositing your paycheck in your bank.
Even if you hand carry your paycheck or any check into your bank for a deposit, 1% tax will be charged.

~You receive a $5,000 stock dividend from your broker, Obama takes $50 just to allow you to deposit that check in the bank.

~If you take $1,000 cash to deposit at your bank, 1% tax will be charged. ~Oh, and by the way, you receive a refund from the IRS next year and you have it direct deposited or you walk in to deposit that check, you guessed it. You will pay a 1% charge of that money just for putting it in your bank. Remember, any money, cash, check or whatever, no matter where it came from, you will pay a 1% fee if you put it in the bank.



A Worried Nation asks Obama what his intentions are with this tax...

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Korean Taco...

Yes, it's adorable, now I'd like to see the manager, please...

Sunday, August 28, 2011


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