Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Rule 5 -- Brinke Stevens!

If you visited a Times Square grindhouse anytime in the 80's or ever watched ~~Skinemax~~ Cinemax, you've seen Brinke Stevens.

With over 150 films to her name she is an icon of the B-movie era, a petite brunette with a gleefully wicked smile and a voice, as Raymond Chandler put it, "that could make a bishop kick out a stained glass window.

Whether victim, vamp or vixen with a great big gun, Brinke continues to work today, in features, cartoons, even historical documentaries.

With a degree in Marine Biology and substantial credits as a screenwriter, essayist and author of short fiction, she brings a degree of intelligence and wit to her performances not usually associated with the average scream queen, another aspect of the appeal of the petite actress, a torrid tempest in an A-cup who has outlasted many more pneumatically-blessed but gravitationally-vulnerable peers.

Of particular interest to the eeeeeevil conservative readers of this blog, Brinke donated over 24,000 copies of her comic miniseries to the troops through Operation Gratitude.

Brinke is the only "scream queen" ever condemned on the floor of the US Senate, by no less than Jesse Helms. Hard to see why.

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira! A Winter Games Tribute!

RULE 5 -- ORSTRYLIA ORSTRYLIA ORSTRYLIA WE LOVE YOU!

Oral Evolutions...

Democrat Eric Massa is resigning from Congress in the face of allegations he sexually harassed a male staff member. However, he seems to think it's because he has a real potty mouth, not what he wanted to put in it...

“I own this reality. There is no doubt in my mind that I did in fact, use language in the privacy of my own home and in my inner office that, after 24 years in the Navy, might make a Chief Petty Officer feel uncomfortable...”

Now in Massa's defense, I have to say that the standards of acceptable language in the US military have changed over the years. So it's entirely possible a senior noncommissioned office might have construed his language as objectionable.

For example, a typical exchange over the hood of a HUMVEE* today might go something like this:

"Look at this, Specialist, you have over-tightened the lug nut on this tire and stripped the threads. This is not work to standard and is unacceptable."

"Top, I made a mistake and I will fix it immediately."

Now back in my day, over the hood of a jeep, the conversation would have gone something like this:

"Fuck! Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked! Fucker!"

"Fuck me..."

If memory serves, this brings to something like 50 the number of Democrats nationwide cutting and running on their own country, through retirement or resignation...

*Given the topic, I thought I'd avoid "Hummer..."

A Necessary Correction to Jason Horowitz of the Washington Post...

...and why Rahm Emanuel is not about to be thrown under the bus...

"And on Tuesday, The Post led the paper with a purported news story by Jason Horowitz saying that a president with Obama’s ~~“detached, professorial manner”~~"drunken, chainsmoking incompetence" needed ~~“a political enforcer”~~ somebody who "showed up sober once in awhile" like Emanuel to have a chance of succeeding..."

No need to thank me, Jason. Mind you, with staff screwups like the AF 1 New York terrorist flyover and the WH gate crashers under his belt, Rahm is no Al Haig as Chiefs of Staffs go...