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Thursday, February 11, 2010

BOLO! BOLO! BOLO!

US Marines to employ monster armored vehicles against Taliban!

40-feet long, massively armed and armored, able to grind through the heaviest minefields and IED's.  Keith Laumer would be so proud...
Can't wait 'til someone names one of these compact SheVa's "Bun Bun"...

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Hitler vs. Sarah Palin!

hat tip: The Other McCain!

Monday, February 8, 2010

BREAKING NEWS! "CADILLAC" HEALTH CARE FAILS TO CURE CORRUPT, ENTITLED KLEPTOCRAT!

Lavish Congressional Health Plan cannot keep John Murtha alive: White House calls it a clear sign that bureaucratic, inefficient Obamacare is needed for the rest of us.

 
"What the hell was I not paying you people for?" 

According to WH Spokesman Robert Gibbs: "The President feels very strongly that under Obamacare we could have killed Congressman Murtha for a lot less money and resources and made a significant contribution to reducing both the VA budget crisis and the deficit with the balance, as well as creating a job in the late Congressman's district."

Gibbs went on to say an Obama t-shirt had been sent to the Murtha family for the viewing.

KICKBACK JACK MURTHA KICKS BUCKET

The  notoriously corrupt, racebaiting Democratic Congressman from Pennsylvania at the center of the ABSCAM and PMA corruption scandals, who spearheaded the bogus prosecution of the Haditha Marines...-
No, Congressman, they didn't...
is dead at 77.

Funy, he didn't look a day over 90.  Guess wallowing in all that moral and political corruption takes a lot out of a man.

Better people than I am will be trotting out the speak-no-ill-of-the-dead-meme.  Even Ace of AOS says he won't dance on Murtha's grave.

I will.  I say we tamp that SOB down good, just to be safe...

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Think You Know How World War II Ended? Think Again....

Accepted for inclusion in the National Archives! 

"50 Days of War and Peace or Why Harry Dropped the Atomic Bomb! is a two volume book.

"Between the moment the atomic bomb was tested on July 16, 1945 (Chapter 1) and the peaceful mass surrender of the 2,500,000 Japanese military servicemen on outlying Pacific Islands on September 3, 1945 (Chapter 50), tens of thousands of people were being killed. Japanese military officers were constantly debating heatedly about surrendering or fighting until the last Japanese died. Each day (50 days-50 chapters) there were constant meetings, and many of them included the presence of Emperor Hirohito. The confrontations are detailed each day, and they led to the killing of a Japanese general and a lieutenant colonel on the Palace grounds by other Japanese officers during the coup d'etat attempt.

"Every Battle report and secret intercept discloses the intensity of the air, land, and sea battle each day. They reveal what every combatant nation knew; what they thought they knew; and what they did not know! More than 20,000 Japanese soldiers were killed in Burma during the last 11 weeks, and the location of the individual military units and their commanders are identified in the South-East Asia Command Battle Reports of Admiral Lord Louis Mountbatten. Scores of battles continued daily throughout China, including the beginnings of the Chinese civil, the Viet Nam, and the Korean Wars. The invasion of Manchuria on August 9, 1945, is followed each day as 1,000,000 Russians stormed from the West, North, and East to occupy the Manchurian territory and take over 1,000,000 Japanese soldiers and civilians as prisoners.

"Detailed are all the naval battles in which the American and British ships were participating when they were crashed by the Kamikazes. The damage and sinking, the sailors who were killed or wounded, and the activities of more than 1,630 ships are revealed from documents released by the archives of the United States Navy. The complete naval battle of Leyte Gulf is detailed ship by ship and shot by shot, and identified are each of the heroic smaller ships who won. The tragic sinking of CA Indianapolis after she delivered the atomic bomb at Tinian. Fly with the planes who were on regular missions, and become aware of the internal activities before and during the dropping of the two atomic bombs by two different B-29's.

"Revealed are the minutes of meetings conducted by President Harry Truman which involve the decision to drop the bomb and the subsequent orders to make the drop after Truman left Potsdam. There are more than 1,730 persons in this book, and there are scores of stories about them- some tragic, some humorous, but always interesting. All the activities of the communist spies are revealed from their confessions.

"An enlightening research section of 60 pages is FOR YOUR INFORMATION which explains to the reader the difference between military ranks; types of warships and planes; abbreviations used; location of 2,500 cities, towns, and villages in the book; the activities and positions held by the 1,730 persons; and, a great deal of other information.

"About the Author: Dr. Edgar Leo Anderson, Ph.D. served in the U.S. Army during World War II. He is the son of Sgt. Gerald Anderson who served in World War II in the U.S. Army. His son, Sgt. Gerald Anderson, served in the U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War."

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

Rule 5 -- MItzi Gaynor!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

It's Dead, Jim...

 
Yeah, the hard drive on my Compaq is fried.  But I may be able to save the data... as soon as I have someplace to put it.  So check out my Rule 5 Special Offer and help a brother out, folks.  Otherwise 'those' Robert Stacy McCain/Ayla Brown pool pics are lost to the sands of time....

'Cuz seriously, mucho thanks to Deborah Leigh for the loaner but posting on this thing is like street racing on a donut spare...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A Rule 5 Special Offer!

My laptop done went and died on me.  I'm typing this on a little tiny borrowed Asus EEE and looking like a Russian circus bear on a tricycle as I type it.  Best case, I gotta replace the hard drive.  Worst case, might be "cheaper" to just buy a whole new laptop.

Either way involves cash I don't have right this moment.  Now at this point, I could just flat-out bleg (Hit the Tip Jar to Save the Three Beers Later Experience!)  and if you want to I sure won't say no, but as an eeeeevile conservative I feel honor-bound to put my faith in market forces first.

For a limited time only I'm  offering  autographed copies of my epic graphic novel The Invisible Dirty Old Man, for just $5.00 each and $2.85 shipping and handling.

Based on my screenplay for the epic movie that never got produced because the wannabe producers never told their wives what they were doing, The Invisible Dirty Old Man addresses those two universal questions, "What would you do if you knew no one could see you?" and "Does sex make you stupid?"

From the Amazon listing, where by the way used copies of this title are going for $34.95...
"Full color graphic novel with artwork by Brazil's outstanding Sequential Artists studio! The original Invisible Man's last living descendant, a dweebish science prof at a no-neck junior college inherits his ancestor's notorious formula and life on campus and around becomes extremely clothing-challeneged! Broad, bawdy comedy in the tradition of "Animal House" and "Benny Hill!""

And some reviews:

By kilmore@earthlink.net (Los Angeles, CA)
I was amazed at the super rich colors and terrific drawings done on heavy weight supergloss paper. I hope all comics look like this in the future. A multilayered treatise reminiscent of early Stan Lee. Bottom line: my senses were titillated; yet my morals were not offended.

"...nicely drawn fun, with lots of cheesecake." -- Bud Plant Comic Art
"Recommended Reading!" -- Parsec, the Canadian Science Fiction Magazine
By A Customer
The Invisible Dirty Old Man was a scream. It's definitely good for a lot of laughs -- and almost as many trips to the bathroom. I'm getting in line for the movie Now!

Truth in advertising:  while the movie would have been an 'R', the graphic novel itself is effectively  PG-13. 

 So help a vast right-wing conspirator out here, willya?  It's the cheapest way going to piss off a social con!  Do it for America! Do it for the First Amendment!  Do it for Juliana Moreira and Denise Milani!  Do it for a bigger hard-drive!  And do it today!































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