More Army Violence in Cairo! Soldier fires into crowd from moving APC

The BBC and Al Jazeera, along with our beloved President for Life, are playing up the Egyptian Army's claim the Copts started all this, even though the protests are jointly Christian and Muslim now...

Occupy Wall Street! Get Paid For Doin' Shit!

Working Family Party (socialist front group) hiring "oppressed masses" for #occupywallstreet campaign.  Yes, now you too can rake in the big bux telling the world how oppressed you be because the Man wants you to pay back your student loans...!

HT: Proof Positive, Mind-Numbed Robot

Tanks and APC's rolling through the Streets of Cairo! At least 17 dead so far...

This is your Arab Spring, Occupy Wall Street.  You really think you're ready for this?  These people are fighting for real freedom, not freebies and handouts.  Think you're up to THAT challenge?

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

The South Shall Rise Again (for a modest consideration)...!

Help Out Robert Stacy McCain!  

Sarah's not running and he's feeling low, and it's his birthday and he's feeling broke, so wander over and give his tip jar a hit, wouldja?

Know Your Breeds!

2012: Second Phase of Obama's High Speed Rail Plan Implemented As Al Qaeda Just Happens To Get Surface-to-Air Missiles!

2011: 20,000 Modern SAMS disappeared from Libyan Arms Depots...  As the plucky bands of Libyan freedom fighters (who are they again?) made them their first choice of loot.
Today, the nation's airlines continue to mothball their fleets in the face of a continued drop-off in demand...

...following the inexplicable but certainly completely coincidental and unrelated* destruction of three commercial jets at LAX, JFK, and Chicago-Midway airports... (*White House Press Office, 6/13/2012)

Leading to a crush of passenger demand on the nation's aging rail system as people return to the older form of long-distance travel.

In a dynamic and farsighted move, President Obama calls for new programs of high speed rail "to link everyone, everywhere in the nation, every hour of every day."

"Now some people say this can't be done," the President added.  "Some people say it's not physically practical.  Some people say it's just too darned expensive to do.  But I say we can do this and still add less than seven trillion dollars to the deficit."

White house spokesman Jay Carney added on background, "the thing is, everybody knows rail just isn't competitve with the automobile and flying as transportation, and that's true.  But remember the important advantage:  it also costs more.  So since way fewer people can afford to use it, we actually have to add way less carrying capacity than you might think, since people simply won't be moving."

Meanwhile Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced that he would be calling for Congress to pass an additional 25% levy on gasoline usage on top of the GM/Onstar Mileage Tax Act "which should substantially offset a very measurable part of this expense by the second or third year of President Obama's fourth term."  This comes on top of the Senate Democrats' push for a "Stuff Tax," i.e., an annual surcharge on "people's stuff."  "Everybody has something worth taxing," said MA Senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren.

Dead Six is on the Stands...

Available at all major bookstores, and, of course, Amazon, B&N.com, and Baen Books.

Remember, co-author Mike Kupari is currently serving on EOD teams in Afghanistan.

It would be reasonably awesome if he could come home to a bestseller and half a large pile of money.  I'm just sayin'.

Oh, and it makes Tom Clancy look like a Brownie Scout...

Breaking Afghanistan News: Cheney Denies All Knowledge of Smitty!

A Special Three Beers Later Guest Report by Noted and Not-at-All biased Middle Eastern Correspondent Jamil al-Taqqiyah

Jamil al-Taqqiyah is a fiery young nonpartisan

journalist who regularly reports

for NBC, Al-Jazeera and the BBC.

Three Beers Later is proud to offer him

his first blogging venue.

Notorious former Vice President Dick Cheney today disavowed any knowledge of Lt. Commander Smitty, late of Afghanistan and back at his nominal post at The Other McCain:

"WHAT THE F***?!  Who have you been talking to?

Where did you hear that s***?  You WILL tell me..."

Cheney denied reports that Smitty had in fact been part of a crucial action in the Afghan theatre, as part of an elite detachment from Seal Team Hat Size Six, the covert special operations unit repeatedly outed by principled leftwing bloggers as the Vice President's personal assassination squad, but since redeemed in the public eye of all decent Americans by President for Life Obama's willingness to let them assist Our Glorious Leader in his heroic take-down of Osama bin Laden.

Mothers, look away, for this is Death,

naked.

Lt. Commander Smith, seen below on the prow of his personal flagship, led a spirited naval action that comprehensively reduced the Taliban's naval capacity in the Afghan mountain districts.

No less distinguished a publication than "Soundings", the journal of the American Naval Institute, writes, "Not since the heroic transvestites of the Royal Navy drove the Kaiser's fleets from Lake Tanganyika during the First World War to give us a great Humphrey Bogart movie has a naval exploit had such an inexplicable impact."

Below, the gallant officer explains his triumph in his own inimitable words: 

When asked what such an indomitable warrior as this unstoppable killing engine might be doing back in the United States, Cheney merely replied coyly: "With an asset like Smitty, I imagine you wouldn't send him somewhere his skills weren't needed..."

North Carolina Governor Bev Purdue  (D- No Kidding?) has called for suspending elections so Congress can work on the nation's problems without constant interruptions by those pesky voters.

You know, the problems those politicians have been so busy causing in the first place as they loot this country like the Visigoths looted Rome...

Although the governor's press monkey later claimed the governor was joking, even though she called for her audience to join her in demanding it, I think she might actually have been onto something.

Bev is a politician AND one of our problems.  Let's suspend her.  Here's a handy tree...